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Slowbro by DevlinTheBlackI am so excited for this mofo. Don't even know son. Brotato just got boosted like a mofo son. Sp. Attack AND Defense are boosted AND Shell Armor prevents critical hits. This mofo is TANK as fuck son. See that frown he got from Shellder eatin him?? Just wait til battle!!! He'll take is rage out on you when he Calm Mind's like 5 times and either Scalds, or Psyshocks your shit. OH?? You got his health down into the red?? Slack Off bitch!!! Restore that health!!!! Ya'll niggas is fucked!!!! Coming soon in Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire....Mega Slowbro: Grilled Brotato Surprise!!!

....Let the shit stomp....begin...


Now, to clarify...last night (for me it was last night) the Korean Pokemon site "accidentally" uploaded the pics of Mega Slowbro and Mega Audino...now, I don't care too much for Audino but it's Mega looks nice and both defenses are boosted and the ability is Healer. Sounds quite tanky. NOW...for me, my real interest was the Mega Slowbro...see, Slowbro is one of my favorite Pokemon. My favorite Water type even. And I was thrilled at him getting a Mega. Both his Sp. Attack AND Defense are boosted and he gains the ability Shell Armor, which prevents critical hits. He becomes quite more tanky, as Slowbro's are Defense based, Slowking being Sp. Defense based (that's their main difference, they both have decent Sp. Attack though) and I have a special Slowbro already and..and...he's a shiny. I have a shiny Slowbro named Brotato and he's adorbs and he just got better with his Mega, so I can't wait to send him into my Omega Ruby because the setup I have on him doesn't need to change so he's automatically perfect. I loves mah Brotato <3

Another thing about Mega Slowbro is his frown. See...he realizes that Shellder is eatin him now, and the look on his face just screams "I really shouldn't have gone fishing with my tail..." so he looks sad but it's kinda cute cuz then you're like "Aww...poor Slowbro" and ya wanna love him more X3
  • Mood: Joy
  • Reading: The text on every screen my eyes are upon.
  • Watching: Anime
  • Playing: Pokemon Y
  • Eating: I am hungry.
  • Drinking: I am thirsty.
Alright....I'm alive. I have not much to submit cuz my creative writing thingy is kinda just sittin around like "Sup." and not much else. Soooo.....I've been watching anime for the past, idk..week or so? I got this fat list of anime that's ALL DUBBED IN ENGLISH...yes I am a fan of anime that is dubbed. I hate subbed. I really don;t give a damn if it "sounds better" in Japanese, I don't understand that language and if I read subtitles then I'm more focused on words on the screen than the anime. If I wanted to read my anime, I'd stick to manga....which I primarily do anyways cuz a good most of the time the manga counterpart has a better storyline to the anime version, examples being: Shaman King, Rosario+Vampire (both first and second seasons), Bleach, Naruto (those 2 in manga have no bullshit filler to waste time), Tenjo Tenge, Air Gear, etc. I could go on with a list but that'd be boring as shit. ANYWAYS...back to the main reason for this journal, me. Yeah, been watching anime, just finished up the first season of Code Geass and gonna start on the second season. I love that series, so glad I took the time to watch it again.
Have I found a job? No. Same luck as always, but I've made a life decision. IF...IF I haven't found a job by October, I am enlisting in the United States Armed Forces...otherwise, the Army. My grandparents are fine with the decision, my grandpa more fine about it than my grandma...probably cuz he was in the military when he was younger lol. My grandma's cool with it, but I know she's disappointed that because I'm having no luck with the job I have to go enlist as a way to secure some kinda future for myself. Probably doing the worried grandma thing and hoping I don't get shot, but a number of the men in our family, her brother, her father, my gramps, my step-gramps, etc. have been enlisted in the military so she's fine with it more than I probably can guess.
Yep. So school? Can't register this semester. Why? Weeeelllllllll....I'm a bad student XD
Academic Probation....sooo....whoops XP
I'm still gonna see some people though, me and Jose have this dumb idea where I'll hangout at school in the cafeteria and hold onto a table and some outlets for the friends we actually like there so when they get outta class we have a secure station, ports to charge our shit, and being the fact I can be a rude jackass (it's a gift) to drive away the unwanted. Jose's too nice to be rude, but being an introvert with a bad attitude has its perks with me ^_^
  • Mood: Content
  • Reading: The text on every screen my eyes are upon.
  • Watching: Anime
  • Drinking: Coke

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DevlinTheBlack
Devlin Black
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So....Imma pretty easy guy kinda of an asshole or a nice guy at first if we first meet on the internet instead of in real life....Imma good friend if ya actually get to know me....a HUGE pervert(usually in jokes mostly)...possibly a good boyfriend...I think...idk, I've only ever had 1 girlfriend.... kinda random.....I like to think alot...and I daydream alot, usually about being a super hero or different scenarios in my life that could've happened or never will happen...and space out.....listen to my music (usually when im thinking, daydreaming, or spacing out)....and I think that right now im gonna be a lonely bastard in love for the rest of my life....and I don't care....I got me my friends....and that's good enough for me....but it doesn't mean I won't accept love....I just now aint gonna look for it...It can find me....fat chance that will happen (in my opinion anyways)...ya I forgot to mention...as much as I'm a cheerful, happy go lucky, loud, obnoxious asshole who probably seems to be a load of fun....I'm also very pessimistic when it comes to myself....I can't help it...I just am....but like any other guy I'll probably be disgusting and fart and burp in public (if it helps I tend to curb myself around pretty girls) or make some obscene comment about my bowels and what I do in the bathroom. Also YES I fucking masturbate...I don't care....not like it matters really cuz whether I have or don't have a girlfriend I don't expect them to "put out" really...so I got a hand and I watch porn...deal with it, I also curse like a fucking sailor....I'll use every bad, obscene, dirty, and racist word out there cuz half the time I won't give a shit (unless I'm being nice, around a friends parents, a person I'm working for, my own grandmother, or talking to a new friend cuz I don't wanna scare em off...yet) and I'll even do it in public around little kids...cuz they ain't my kids yo...or any kid related to my friends also...but ya...I fucking talk alot of obscene shit....deal with it but be grateful I'm willing to curb it sometimes. Let's see....I like video games, I own an Xbox 360 but I do like PS3 as well so you can't really tell me to pick cuz I just went with what was available at the time for me....I play action/adventure games, RPGs, fighting games, the only shooters I ever really play are Halo or Gears of Wars, cuz I hate Call of Duty and most other shooters...I suck at em....I like Final Fantasy, Pokemon, the Devil May Cry series, the Kingdom Hearts series, Prototype 1 and 2,the .Hack// series and .Hack G.U. series, Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3, Naruto games, Dragonball Z games, Darksiders, Legend of Zelda series, the Metroid series, Super hero games (though the ones based off movies usually suck), speaking of super heroes Batman: Arkham City is another I play...um..guess that's it for now on games...not exactly a fan of MMOs(few exceptions). I'm a big anime, manga, and comic book super hero nerd. I like Bleach, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Gundam, Inuyasha, Dragonball (Z) and (GT) as well, if it interests me I'll watch it or read it (depending on what version I prefer manga or anime version). I'm a big Star Wars fan, not a trekky though. I'm also a HUUUUGE Batman fan as one of my exclamatory remarks is "I'm Batman!!!" along with "My parents are deeaaadd!!!!". Also I'm a fan of Green Lantern, Wolverine, Spider-Man, Venom, Hulk, and a few others I can't remember atm. I don't exactly have parents, so there is some truth to the "My parents are dead" thing. I was raised by my grandparents since I was 3, I have no clue who my mom is other than name and stuff my grandma tells me and I hate my father, he's a total douche who wants to beat up his own son for stupid reasons and deserves to die and it's my lifes goal to surpass and be better than him....I feel like I inherited a lot sin from him and I wanna get rid of it...by being a better person and father than he is and ever will be. But that shit don't affect me negatively(much...I have my moments), I'll let you be the judge of that, but just sayin I turned out pretty well for a kid with no parents. I have a few siblings but the one you will hear me mention the most is my little sister Sage who is 15 and I love her to death and refer to her as my baby sister even though there's younger but I knew of her since she was born and it'll be almost 2 years since we really started to getting along, and I love her very much and she is very important to me and I worry about her alot cuz she is depressed most of the time and I worry about her cutting but I'll do whatever I can for her cuz I'm her big brother. Speaking of cutting...I have scars...some from my own problems but a majority of em are from this deal I make with any friends(or sister too) who cut or have a history of cutting...the deal is...if you cut then I cut, and I will make just as many if not more...I don't like my friends being hurt...and if I have to be hurt to show them there's no need to bleed out their problems and there's always something else...or even someone else that can make them happy or get rid of that anger or depression they have then I'm willing to make as many marks on me as needed. Also when it comes to girls I can fall pretty hard...granted I will pick myself up well enough on my own....but let's just say when it comes to girls and me falling then I got enough scrapes and bruises on that heart of mine and I'm sure I might keep gettin em...but I wouldn't mind if one of those girls I just happens to fall for helps me up ya know....just sayin. I don't smoke cigarettes but I do smoke hookah (google it if ya don't know it) or drink unless I'm up to party or very depressed (or single but that's usually related to the depression anyways) and NO DRUGS and I'm more or less a fun guy all around...I do keep shit bottled up inside but only cuz I'm very selective on who I want to hear my problems. It's not even a matter of trust...I'm just that picky and it even depends on what kinda problem too...so ya...
But I'm willing to help others and the least I can do for someone is be a listener and a shoulder to cry on and give a nice big hug....so what say you?? Wanna be friends? or maybe even more? :)

Also this is the most I've ever written in a while...and GODDAMN!!!! :O

Current Residence: Bakersfield, California

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Music tastes: Atreyu, Hell or Highwater, Avenged Sevenfold, Rise Against, A Day to Remember, Blink 182, Sum 41, The Used, Anberlin, Queen, Good Charlotte, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Papa Roach, Panic! at The Disco, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, Breaking Benjamin, Simple Plan, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Bullet For My Valentine, 30 Seconds to Mars, Muse, Pain, Lostprophets, Staind, Lifehouse, Blind Guardian, All Time Low, As I Lay Dying, Hoobastank, Senses Fail, Killswitch Engage, Chevelle, Red, Matchbox 20, Parkway Drive, In Flames, Sonic Syndicate, AFI, The Killers, The Ataris, Korpiklaani,Third Eye Blind, Eve 6, Four Year Strong, Skillet, Hinder, Get Scared, Five Finger Death Punch, Asking Alexandria, Paramore, Dragonforce, System of a Down, Thousand Foot Krutch, New Found Glory, Japanese music...usually rock or pop ones that I heard off an anime opening or something, I also really like love songs....dunno why :)

Favourite photographer: my friends :)

Favourite style of art: dunno

Operating System: Windows?

MP3 player of choice: IPod Bitches!!! :D

Shell of choice: Shell? Like a zebratoise or some shit?

Wallpaper of choice: Whatever i like most atm

Skin of choice: Um...my own skin seems fine thanks :D

Favourite cartoon character: Gir

Personal Quote: "Words only have as much power as you let them hold."
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Slowbro by DevlinTheBlackI am so excited for this mofo. Don't even know son. Brotato just got boosted like a mofo son. Sp. Attack AND Defense are boosted AND Shell Armor prevents critical hits. This mofo is TANK as fuck son. See that frown he got from Shellder eatin him?? Just wait til battle!!! He'll take is rage out on you when he Calm Mind's like 5 times and either Scalds, or Psyshocks your shit. OH?? You got his health down into the red?? Slack Off bitch!!! Restore that health!!!! Ya'll niggas is fucked!!!! Coming soon in Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire....Mega Slowbro: Grilled Brotato Surprise!!!

....Let the shit stomp....begin...


Now, to clarify...last night (for me it was last night) the Korean Pokemon site "accidentally" uploaded the pics of Mega Slowbro and Mega Audino...now, I don't care too much for Audino but it's Mega looks nice and both defenses are boosted and the ability is Healer. Sounds quite tanky. NOW...for me, my real interest was the Mega Slowbro...see, Slowbro is one of my favorite Pokemon. My favorite Water type even. And I was thrilled at him getting a Mega. Both his Sp. Attack AND Defense are boosted and he gains the ability Shell Armor, which prevents critical hits. He becomes quite more tanky, as Slowbro's are Defense based, Slowking being Sp. Defense based (that's their main difference, they both have decent Sp. Attack though) and I have a special Slowbro already and..and...he's a shiny. I have a shiny Slowbro named Brotato and he's adorbs and he just got better with his Mega, so I can't wait to send him into my Omega Ruby because the setup I have on him doesn't need to change so he's automatically perfect. I loves mah Brotato <3

Another thing about Mega Slowbro is his frown. See...he realizes that Shellder is eatin him now, and the look on his face just screams "I really shouldn't have gone fishing with my tail..." so he looks sad but it's kinda cute cuz then you're like "Aww...poor Slowbro" and ya wanna love him more X3
  • Mood: Joy
  • Reading: The text on every screen my eyes are upon.
  • Watching: Anime
  • Playing: Pokemon Y
  • Eating: I am hungry.
  • Drinking: I am thirsty.

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ZacAvalanche Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student General Artist
Hey!  Thanks for the llama! :la: He appears to be in great shape.  
I'll strive to take excellent care of him. :D

Cheers! 
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pyro-helfier Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014   General Artist
Thank you very much for the faves and +watch.  I appreciate it! :D
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DevlinTheBlack Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014
You're very welcome ^_^
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hsvhrt Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
Thank you for the favs, I really appreciate it.
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DevlinTheBlack Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
You're welcome ^_^
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DevlinTheBlack Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
Well snap....this is one way to thank a guy XD
It's kinda cute if you ask me ^_^
You're welcome though :)
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Tigedelic-Emma Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Student Photographer
I Hug You ,
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!! *Hug*kaomoji set 1 3/19 
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 10 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're loved
XD be hAPPPPPPY!!!
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DevlinTheBlack Featured By Owner May 29, 2014
I disappeared hard just now >.>
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Tigedelic-Emma Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Student Photographer
So Did I . Things Going On Or You Just Haven't Got On ?
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